Report: New Burger King breakfast offering outdoes Whopper - Mar. 28, 2005: "'The critics will still label it food porn,' Sherri Daye Scott, editor at fast-food magazine QSR, told the paper. 'But the average male fast-food customer does not have a problem with this.'"
Amen, Sherri Daye Scott, Amen.
Monday, March 28, 2005
Friday, March 25, 2005
Thursday, March 17, 2005
Saturday, March 12, 2005
Sweet buggy goodness
Why would anyone waste time watching Minority Report or Gladiator tonight when they could be watching Mansquito?
Monday, March 07, 2005
This one takes my breath away
I'm not sure if it's the "wall of bricks" behind him, the shorts, or that grin that does it. But damn. Put some glasses on that guy and he's Milton from Office Space!
Things I wish I could do
Build a Tower of ice. Unfortunately, this winter has been mild to say the least. And my water bill would be, well, insane. Oh well...
Sunday, March 06, 2005
My favorite is #14
More about bananas: 50 Reasons banana's are crap
This guy doesn't earn any points for spelling, and I'm not really sure what to make of some of the wording (for example, #22: "People imitate bananas being guns"...I think he means "People pretend bananas are guns" or "People use bananas when they need to pretend something is a gun"). But still, it's something to think about...
This guy doesn't earn any points for spelling, and I'm not really sure what to make of some of the wording (for example, #22: "People imitate bananas being guns"...I think he means "People pretend bananas are guns" or "People use bananas when they need to pretend something is a gun"). But still, it's something to think about...
Tuesday, March 01, 2005
Ah, Iowa...
Nothing like the heartland. Home of family values and naked men arrested for "assault while displaying a dangerous weapon"
Naked Man Threatens Neighbors With Sword:
NORTH LIBERTY, Iowa - A man threatened his neighbors with a sword after they complained about him being naked in his front yard, police said. Curtis D. Rarick, 44, was charged with assault while displaying a dangerous weapon.
Rarick had been naked in his yard and became angry when neighbors asked him to put clothes on Sunday afternoon, police said.
He went inside and came back out with a 2 1/2-feet long sword and began threatening the neighbors, court records show.
He was released from jail Monday after posting $2,000 bond
If convicted, Rarick could face up to two years in jail and a $5,000 fine.
A preliminary hearing is scheduled for March 7.
Naked Man Threatens Neighbors With Sword:
NORTH LIBERTY, Iowa - A man threatened his neighbors with a sword after they complained about him being naked in his front yard, police said. Curtis D. Rarick, 44, was charged with assault while displaying a dangerous weapon.
Rarick had been naked in his yard and became angry when neighbors asked him to put clothes on Sunday afternoon, police said.
He went inside and came back out with a 2 1/2-feet long sword and began threatening the neighbors, court records show.
He was released from jail Monday after posting $2,000 bond
If convicted, Rarick could face up to two years in jail and a $5,000 fine.
A preliminary hearing is scheduled for March 7.
Mmmm...cheese...
Hard to see how you couldn't plead guilty if you were known as the "Nacho cheese bandit".