Another lost promotional opportunity...

...for the mighty Chicken Starship:

Naked chicken protesters ruffle Hong Kong feathers

Headline of the day...

Fire in a derelict Glasgow building; not many lawyers affected

Glad to hear most of the lawyers are OK!

Nut-cracking gorilla surprises scientists

We can only hope it surprises them by cracking them in the nuts...

You go, boy...

Ring that Bell.

(video clip, pops)

Wrong on so many levels

Not only is this an insane number of kids, but the all have names that start with "J" and it's clear that they used up the options in the name book ran out after the first couple. I mean, "Jinger?" That's a name?

Arkansas Mother Gives Birth to 16th Child

Brilliant!

Just in time for your Christmas shopping.

Putin, Bush and Blair to Appear on Ukrainian Toilet Paper

Another thing I'll never be able to do...

Style my hair like a hat.

To quote the gentlemen with hat hair (literally...): "Dem did love it," he said smiling. "Mi friends an' some of the girls said I win di hairstyle contest and buy mi a box a Guinness,"

This explains so much...

I always thought Ginny was a dude. We can only hope that in book 7 someone grabs her hair and tugs on it while yelling "She's a man, baby!"
Author says Harry Potter is gay