Monday, July 07, 2008

Travelblog episode 2a: Amtrak Adventures continue

We left off yesterday at dinner our first night on the train. And I realize in retrospect that it sounded like the fun began after dinner, which isn't exactly true. It happened after we'd ordered dinner, but before the dinner had arrived. We were sitting in the dining car, me and the kids sharing a table with a gentleman from, um, Chicago (I think) while Mom and Paige were at another table with another couple. We were tooling west out of Everett when we stopped. Hmm. Odd.

Odder still was that a few minutes later the power went out. Lights off, air conditioning off, nothing. It's not dark - there's plenty of light coming in the windows, but still. Eventually the conductor (or maybe engineer) comes on and says something like "Well, we've got an engine out. But instead of waiting for Burlington Northern to get us a new one we're going to just keep going using one engine to pull and provide power to the cars. So we'll be slow going up Stevens Pass, and late from here on out."

Well, since we weren't exactly expecting to be on time anyway this didn't bother us. The food eventually arrived (and was very good, I might add), and eventually we made it back to our room to watch the trees go by and to try to hold our breath through the big tunnel (we failed. Miserably). And eventually, at around 9:45, we let Mary make up our beds and we settled down to sleep.

Now, something you should know about us Chickens: we like it cold. In winter the heat rarely gets over 65. We get droopy when it's too hot. And with four of us in a small room on a train it gets hot. Especially when the train finally rolls in to Spokane (at around 3:00 AM) and they shut off the power again to swap around engines. So, combining the heat with the movement and stopping and noise, suffice it to say that neither Paige nor I got much sleep that night. Like, oh, none. Well, maybe a couple hours...

But hey, that meant we were up in plenty of time to get a seating for breakfast! And thanks to the slow haul through Washington we were a couple hours behind schedule, which meant that instead of hitting Glacier National Park at 7 AM Mountain we got there around 9, just as we were sitting down to breakfast. And what did we leave in the cabin? That's right, the camera. So no pictures of beautiful waterfalls or other Glacier beauty. No photos, in fact, until we were out of the Rockies entirely and looking back at them. And this is what they looked like:



Our next service stop (where they stop long enough that you can get out and walk around or smoke a cigarette or whatever) was in the town of Havre, Montana (which the train people pronounce "HAVE-er").



I've never heard of Havre, but according to Wikipedia it's 105 years old and half-way from Seattle to Minneapolis. Which is almost the exact center of nowhere. But we did get out and take in the sights. Sights like:


Grandma Chicken!


A steam engine!


More importantly, a steam
engine that thinks it's Christmas time in June!


But soon the train was pulling away, and eventually it was time for dinner again. This time, with no mountains or beauty to distract us, I brought the camera to document the wonders of train-bound eating:


Logan's eating pizza. Paige is putting me in fork jail.


I'm enjoying carrots. Maya is not amused.


The pizza totally wore Logan out. Totally.


But ice cream and Kanoodle brought him back to life!

After another less sweaty night (I took the top bunk this time and it seemed to help being closer to the air vent...and we were all so exhausted it just didn't matter...) and a rushed breakfast we finally arrived in Minneapolis where we waited to board the bus to Milwaukee. But that will have to wait for tomorrow!

Sunday, July 06, 2008

Travelblog episode 1: The beginning of our Amtrak Adventures

Our reunion adventure began on Tuesday June 17th, the last day of school. I left work at noon-ish, drove over to Bellevue to pick up Mom, then hauled her and her suitcases home where I loaded many of the other bags in the Subaru while Paige went and got the kids from school, and at about 3:30 our friends Kat and Shelly showed up to help schlep all our crap (and all of us) up to Edmonds to get on the train.

At the train station two things went wrong. First, I moronically forgot to pull out one of the "seatbelt thingies" from the back seat - the "safety hug" seatbelt adjusters to allow the kids to ride in the back seat without needing boosters. Didn't realize I'd forgotten it until several hours later, unfortunately, but luckily while I was still in cell phone range. The second wrong thing was flood-realted: Thanks to the flooding in Wisconsin the train couldn't get farther than Minneapolis St. Paul, so we were going to be put on a bus from there to Chicago where we'd then take a commuter train back up to Milwaukee. Disappointing, but not horrible.

The train arrived right on time, we loaded in to car 830 and headed down to room 15, the "family bedroom". If you haven't ridden in a sleeper car on an Amtrak train, well, they're compact. Mom's "roomette" was slightly wider than a chair and about 6 feet long. There are two seats facing each other with a sliding table thing in between. The family room, on the other hand, is bigger. It runs the full width of the train, with two seats facing each other on one end and a long bench seat running across to the other window. There's also a closet that was billed on the Amtrak web site as "large enough for a small carry-on bag", by which apparently they mean a bag that's about 6 inches deep. I know of none that meet this dimension.

Our porter Mary, a very nice if chatty woman, gave us our seating tickets for dinner - the 6:30 seating, thank you very much. We got settled in as the train rolled north along Puget Sound from Edmonds to Everett, and were called up to dinner shortly after we turned and started heading East. Dinner on the train is a forced social encounter, unless you happen to have 4 people in your party. Since we had 5, we chose to split in to 3 and 2, with Mom and Paige eating together and me stuck with the kids. We shared a table with a guy who was heading back to, oh, Chicago or somewhere out that way after visiting his brother in Everett. Not sure who Paige and Mom shared a table with.

How was the food, you ask? Pretty damn good, I must say! The dinner menu was:

  • 8 oz Flatiron steak with potato or rice and mixed veggies
  • Half a game hen with potato or rice and mixed veggies
  • "Fish of the day" - which turned out to be trout
  • Vegetarian lasagna
  • And if you're a kid, pizza, mac and cheese, or a hot dog.

Maya and I had the steak, Logan went with Pizza. And for dessert, since 8 ounces of steak and a bunch of rice is clearly not enough food, cheesecake with raspberry swirl, a chocolate peanut butter torte, or chocolate or vanilla Hagen Daz. I had the cheesecake, the kids went with the ice cream.

And then the fun began. But I don't have time tonight to finish the story, so that'll have to wait for tomorrow.

Saturday, July 05, 2008

Another eye update

Still going through the pictures from the trip, so none of those today. Instead, how about an eye update? As you can see, it's much better. Still a bit bloodshot, and I've got a small scar going, but definitely not swollen any more!


The full head shot...





Close-ups, open and closed

You go, Joey!

Joey who, you ask? Why Joey Chestnut, that's who. And today Joey successfully defended his hot-dog eating title against Japanese eating machine Takeru Kobayashi in a contest that went in to overtime.

I, on the other hand, ate no hotdogs today.

Thursday, July 03, 2008

A nearly car-less day

Didn't drive until around 6:15 tonight, first day not behind the wheel in, well, 2+ weeks. And I only drove to return the mighty Sebring to the fine folks at Thrifty. Total mileage on the car? 2,951. Man, I really should have run up to Everett or something to click over 3,000...

No photos today, 'cause the kids decided that the best way to celebrate being home and off the road was to hole up in the basement and play computer games all day. Which meant I couldn't hole up in the basement and play computer photo-retoucher guy all day. And tomorrow won't happen either since it's the 4th and we're off to Mom's for some swimming (if the weather cooperates), some pot-luck dinner, and some explosions. So maybe Saturday...

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Home at last

Our second long-haul day is complete and we are now home. Whew!

Got up around 7, had free breakfast courtesy of the Super 8 (review: frosted flakes were fine but the milk was tepid. Biscuits weren't as good as those at the Ramada in Black Hawk, SD [or on the train, for that matter]. Donut was dry. Apple juice was delightful, but perhaps only in comparison to the rest of the food). Left Spokane around 9:15 and rolled in to Walla Walla just before noon. Ate Subway with friend Sara and her husband Jack (and their delightfully cute and well-behaved dog), then toured the school and book store with my sister's former boyfriend Douglas. Wrapped up our Walla Walla stay with milkshakes at the fabled Iceberg. Hit the road around 3, got to Mom's for some pasta (after a brief stop in Ellensberg for gas and diet coke) just before 8, finally home at around 9:45.

More details and some photos tomorrow. Now, to sleep in my own bed!

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Long-haul day

To the tune of, according to Google Maps, 501 miles. Madison campground in Yellowstone to Spokane, WA via Bozeman, MT. And now we're safely housed in the Super 8 motel, riding out another monster thunder storm. Highlight of the storm: watching a guy pull in to the parking lot in his dumptruck, park the truck, then open the gate and tip the bucket (bed? dump? Whatever they call that part of the truck...) to dump out all the water that had accumulated therein. And that was a good chunk of water...

Tomorrow we're off to Walla Walla for a few hours, then home to Seattle. Whew!

Old Faithful

Finally went off. After we stood in the wind and rain for like 30 minutes...and by "wind and rain" I mean thunder storm rain with really gusty winds and temps in the low 60s. Which is to say "cold and wet". So the nieces and nephew got to see a geyser, but not many geysers. They didn't even get to see any paint pots because apparently something moved and someone got burned. Or something.

They did, however, get to see lots of bison, some elk, and other wildlife, so it wasn't completely wasted!

Monday, June 30, 2008

Natural mutation

Our time in Yellowstone has led Matt to grow antlers!

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Now in Cody, Wyoming...

...and on our way to Yellowstone tomorrow. Big driving day today, although I'm not sure exactly how many miles. Left the Mount Rushmore / Hill City KOA at around 10:30, drove up I-90 to Sheridan, Wyoming, then over US 14 through the, um, Bighorn Mountains to Cody where we're now ensconsed in the Cody KOA. Yes, much to my sister's chagrin, it's turning in to a KOA Fiesta this trip.

In the mean time, we've got new tents! Here's one...

The other looks exactly the same, and hopefully they're more wind-proof than the old ones...

Friday, June 27, 2008

Last night in South Dakota

Well, it's our last night in South Dakota. We're back in tents, the weather appears to be clear (and cool, thankfully), and tomorrow we head west in to Wyoming.

Today's travelogue: Got up, packed up, moved to the tent site, set up the new tents and the surviving old one, then hopped in the monster Jeep and headed to Jewel Cave National Monument for the "Scenic" tour. It was sweet. Not your standard issue "lots of stalagmites and stalactites" cave, but still really cool. And we had a great ranger for the tour, which always makes things good.

After that we hit the Crazy Horse memorial, which is insanely impressive. Apparently we completely blew it yesterday...June 26th is Mrs. Whatshisname's birthday and they do a "nighttime blast" on her birthday every year. I heard it, but apparently it was an awesome sight. Anyhow, the visitor center is super sweet, although the "orientation" movie was a bit cheesy and packed with sales pitch. Because the whole visitor center thing is a way to raise money to continue carving, because they aren't taking any state or Federal money, which is pretty cool. Anyhow, if you find yourself in the Black Hills it's definitely worth the stop, and while $27 per car is steeper than Mt. Rushmore, it's for a good cause!

Thursday, June 26, 2008

What's a Kamping Kabin, you ask?

OK, so you didn't ask, but I'm going to tell you anyway. It's a cabin with bunk beds and mattresses that you can rent from the good folk at KOA. And we're doing that tonight. Why? Well, because the forecast calls for thunderstorms, and after the other night we're weather wooses. So we're spending another night under a roof before moving out into the new tents we bought from Target today. And it sounds like a good idea, since even as I type the wind is picking up and big scary clouds are rolling overhead. Hmm...probably time to move inside, eh? Yes. Definitely time.

Jackelope!

As you can see, the girls have harnessed a wild Jackelope! OK, it's not really wild...it was tamed by the fine folks at Wall Drug, then put in their back yard. Wasn't that nice of them?

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Weather's here, wish you were windy and wet

And by "Weather" I mean "rolling thunderstorm with high gusty winds". Which, when you combine it with two tents with fiberglass poles, equals "poles break and we spend the night in the cars." Which then leads to "let's check in to a motel tonight and find somewhere to buy some new tents."

So today we're off for a shortened tour of the Badlands, followed by the ever-popular Wall Drug, then the Ramada Inn in Black Hawk, SD for a nap and a swim, then off to Mt. Rushmore this evening before a nice sleep in an air-conditioned, bug-free bed!

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Corn!

And not just any corn, a whole palace of corn!

Monday, June 23, 2008

First might camping

Today's highlights: Spam Museum, miles of straight highway, and salad for dinner!

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Last night under a roof...

Thanks to the hospitality of Team Monkey Disaster we spent a lovely, if warm, evening under a roof last night. Paige and I scored the mattress on the floor, Molly beat out her sister at rock-scissors-paper to score the fold-out futon, and Maya, Logan and Megan crashed on the carpet. Older brother/nephew Matt, mean while, opted for the couch on the ground floor, followed by the floor of the ground floor. He probably should have taken my advice and gone with Charlie's room...

So today we head south to I-90, then east a bit to the Spam Museum (which, we've been advised, will take all of 20 minutes), then west toward South Dakota. Not sure how far we'll get, or where we'll stay. Also not sure if there will be internets there, so the next few posts may be via cell phone yet again!

Sunday, June 22, 2008

The open road

We're on the road, in St. Paul visiting with the Moes. Yahoo!

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Wisconsin Fish Fry!

How much fish? Three kinds, that's how much! Only 2 from WI, though...

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Friday, June 20, 2008

Friday relaxation

Friday's update: kayaking, custard, sun and humidity! I'll write more on, oh, Sunday night when we're at the Moe's and can actually type on a computer instead of on a cell phone.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

At last!

Well, we're finally in Wisconsin and at the Chicken Family Reunion. And nothing says reunion like Apples to Apples!

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Mid-day train update

As expected, eastern Montana is full of a whole lot of nothin'!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

No longer waiting on a train...

Now ON the train! And look! A really bright window!

Waitin' on a train...

Paige is knitting, Maya's watching, Logan's reading, I'm texting. W00t!

Monday, June 16, 2008

Stitches are out!

Horay for that. And if you wondered what it's like to have stitches taken out right next to your eyeball, well, it stings. But they're out, and as you can see I'm looking dandy. Still a bit puffy, and I'm on the ointment for another, oh, 10 days or more, but what the heck. I'm seeing much better, I don't have to ice constantly (although icing is fine if I want to...), and all is well in the world.

And more importantly, we start the big trip tomorrow! Work a half day, go get Mom, come home, panic, do some last-minute packing, then head up to Edmonds to get on the train to Milwaukee. So tomorrow's post, unless I go crazy and e-mail something in, will likely be a cell-phone photo and brief text message of us hanging out on the train. In fact, posting will be spotty for the next few weeks while we're on the trip. I'll try to do a phone photo post daily, and we'll likely take some "blogging and knitting breaks", as Paige put it, at cafes and other locations with WiFi along the way, but that's about it. More fluid details of the trip when we're back in July!

And now, the last face photos for a long, long while:


Here's the full-face shot...as I said,
not too swolen now! Lip's still a bit numb,
but seems to be more reactive.


The open-eye close-up: still on the ointment,
and there's some residual dye from the
eye exam today, but overall looking
better than last week!


And with the eye closed: no stitches, just some rogue eyelashes!

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Happy Father's Day!

In between fighting over insanely stupid things, the kids helped mow the lawn today. But they still made me pay them, which I suppose means it wasn't a Father's Day gift after all...although sitting in a chair supervising rather than doing the mowing myself was a gift...Today was Maya's first attempt at mowing and Logan's second. They both did fine, although Maya wins style points for wearing the dress...



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Saturday, June 14, 2008

Soccer? Apparently.

As you can see from my tweet (or was it a twoosh? I'll never get this lingo down...) over there on the right my eye surgery has apparently turned me in to a soccer fan. Or maybe I just like having it on in the background...it's great background noise, especially the Europe 2008 tournament on ESPN 2, 'cause the guys doing the play-by-play and color have terrific accents. I'm not sure what part of the United Kingdom they're from, but I totally want to have a pint with them. One of them has to be Irish, but the other guy...well, I'm stumped. Wherever it is, though, I'm sure they know how to drink.

It'll be a shock tomorrow, then, when I watch the USA / podunk Caribbean country game tomorrow, 'cause I'm sure those dudes will be off in Europe and we'll be stuck with Kobe Jones. Not that there's anything wrong with Kobe, but he ain't Irish.

Friday, June 13, 2008

There's no sex like puppet sex

On stage at least...no eye update tonight, 'cause it's getting old. And there's little change from yesterday, so what's the point?

Instead, I'll plug a musical. I know, I know, it's hard to believe. I'm not much for the musical theater thing. I mean sure, I've got a BA in Theater, I stage-managed and played in the orchestra for numerous musicals, but that was enough. I'm not lining up to get pre-sale tickets for "Phantom" or anything. But when the musical involves the possibility of full-frontal puppet nudity, then I'm on board! Which is why I went to see Avenue Q tonight.

Avenue Q, in case you're like me six months ago and haven't heard of it, "has not been authorized or approved in any manner by The Jim Henson Company or Sesame Workshop which have no responsibility for its content." Which I'm sure they have to say, and I'm sure is true, but you know the Henson and Sesame people love the show. Sure, the branding people and the lawyers might not, but I'm sure the dude in the Big Bird suit was there on opening night.

Basically the show is about Princeton, a muppet dude who graduates college with a BA in English (second only to Theater for useless paper) and doesn't know what to do with his life. So he moves to Avenue Q and learns life's lessons. Lessons like "The Internet was made for Porn". And the most important message of all, "in a volatile market, the only truly safe investment is porn." Oh, and he falls in love with a monster girl along the way.

So, if you're in Seattle (running through next weekend) or Portland (opening in a couple weeks) you should get tickets 'cause it's hilarious. If you're in New York, it's still on Broadway. And if you're not in one of those places go to the web site and check the tour schedule 'cause it might be somewhere nearby. Or plan a vacation. Or hell, just get your own puppet and do it yourself. 'cause the Trekkie Monster would want you to.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Now 100% patch free and 200% visioned

So the doctor took off the eye patch today and said "well, that didn't really do anything..." Which isn't exactly what I was looking for, to be honest. And worse yet, after not using the eye for a day I'm now way more double-visioned than I was before. Which is really, really annoying. So it's back to ice and the antibiotic ointment, which apparently also has cortisone in it and may help reduce the swelling.

Alls I know for sure is the stitches will come out Monday afternoon, and the train leaves Tuesday afternoon, and my vision better be back to something resembling normal by a week from Sunday or my 18-year-old nephew is going to log some serious highway miles!


Tonight's head shot...man, those
eyes don't line up at all! No wonder
I was seeing two cameras when I took the picture!



Oooh, goopy! The yellow is from the
dye the eye doctor put in there and
not from Jaundice. At least that's
my understanding...



Gee, with the eye closed it almost looks
normal. Well, except for those stitches...

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Spoke too soon...

The stitches are still there. Only now you can't see them because of this sweet eye patch!



Turns out that my eye is more swollen than the doctor wants it to be, so he stuck this eye patch on to put some pressure on the eye and hopefully squeeze the juices out of it. Or words to that effect. The big drawback was that due to my facial hair he had to put some "stinky stuff" on to help the tape stick. Not sure if it was spirit gum or some other adhesive, but it definitely smells a bit too flowery.

So all this eye patch stuff pretty much killed my plan to return to work today and bask in my co-worker's sympathy. It's just too dang hard focusing on stuff with only one eye, not to mention that the lack of peripheral vision on the left side would make it way too easy for people to sneak up on me and give me a dope slap.

Oh, and in case the head shot wasn't detailed enough, here's an unnecessary close-up of the patch. Not pirate, more "war wound". Only without the blood and gore.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Stitches come out tomorrow!

That's the good news. The bad news is I still look like crap. In fact, as you can see in the close-up below, I've got a kind of gooey stuff going on in the eye. Can't tell if it's tears, left-over ointment from this afternoon, or if my eye is now exuding that jelly that Spam comes packed in. I'm hoping one of the first two, 'cause I'm not a huge fan of Spam.

Anyhoo, tomorrow at 10:10 I go back in to the eye doctor to get examined and have the stitches out. Hopefully he'll say "everything looks great and your eye will be a delicious blend of spices and ham." Hopefully.


Here's today's head shot. Man, not the
most flattering angle, is it?


In the open-eye close-up you can see the
goo I'm talking about. OK, maybe it's
not Spam juice. Maybe it's royal jelly.


Tomorrow, no stitches to mar
the right side of this shot.

Monday, June 09, 2008

It's getting old.

The blurriness. The double vision. The generally sore eyes. It's getting old. I'm ready to move on. I'm also ready to no longer look like I got smacked in the face. And to no longer have a numb lip that always feels chapped. I don't know if it actually IS chapped, but it sure feels that way. At least today I was able to smile mildly normally...


Here we have today's attempt to
smile and look cheerful...



I also figured I'd give a real close-up
instead of those far-away close-ups
I did earlier. You get a better look
at the rheumy eye, assuming I'm
using "rheumy" correctly...



And in this closed-eye version you can see
that I still can't close it all the way without
also closing the other eye. Which might
be leading to some of the
soreness...or not. I just don't know.

Sunday, June 08, 2008

Sunday's big news: I actually left the house!

Hard to believe, but I did indeed leave the house today. Didn't drive, naturally, since I'm still seeing a blurry double set of everything, but I did go for a walk up to a friend's house to borrow some camping cookware for our big trip. Paige and Maya met Logan and I there on their way back from the store. A very productive day, I must say...if by "productive" you mean "sit around watching 'Ice Road Truckers' while icing your face, then go for a walk and borrow some pots". Which I do.

Also watched "Raiders of the Lost Ark" for the first time in years...man, that Harrison Ford was a young dude back then! The kids were interested for about 10 minutes, then distracted by Club Penguin. Heathens.

Anyhoo, we all know why you're here: more photos of my swolen ugly eye. So here we go:


The full-facial shot, with an attempt at a smile.
The left upper lip is still pretty much numb, so that's
about all the smile you're getting.



The open-eye close-up. Starting to get
pink, but still mostly yellow-ish.



And with the eye closed you get more
of the pinkness. Not sure what's
going on with that eye brow...

Saturday, June 07, 2008

Another day, another blurry update

Yes, blurry indeed. Still seeing double, and in fact today it looks like of like the angle I mentioned yesterday has increased. But, oddly, the second image is blurred more today than yesterday. Not sure what that means, but it might have something to do with the ointment I'm jamming in my eye three times a day...

Anyhoo, here are today's update photos. Per Paige, the weird part is that my left eye doesn't quite line up right with the right one, which one would expect given the double vision thing...


The full-face shot...not sure if it shows
the uneven eyes or not...



Open-eyed close-up...nice neat
stitches, I must say!



And the close-eyed closeup.
Well, as closed as it'll go on its own...

Also looks like I'm starting to get some discoloration, although it's still the yellow kind. And the doctor promised me a true-blue (well, black & blue) shiner! What a rip!

Friday, June 06, 2008

Friday update

So, here we are on Friday, two days after surgery. Got some sleep last night, which is good, and the double vision is shrinking. Although right now it's also kind of offset and at an angle, which is odd...yesterday I was seeing the second image below the primary. Today it's below, off a bit to he right, and appears to be rotated about 1 or 2 degrees clockwise. If I had mad photoshop skillz I'd post a picture of what it looks like, but I don't. And how would I know if I got it right anyway, what with the blurred vision? Exactly.

Anyhow, here are a couple shots of what I look like today. No huge discoloration yet, but some definite swelling...


Full head shot (well, minus the top part...)
shows off the puffiness nicely, I think.



The open eye version...


And the closed. Oddly I don't seem to be able
to close the eye completely unless I also
close the other, which makes it hard to
line up the camera right.