Opening Ceremonies thoughts

Not deep thoughts...I leave those to Mr. Handy. But a few observations from the big Chinese food / Bagel party:

1. I'm pretty certain the light show that created the rings was done by a huge number of trained cockroaches wearing LEDs on their backs.
2. If you're not actively watching, much of the ceremonies don't make a damn bit of sense.
3. The randomness thrown in to the parade of nations by the use of the Chinese alphabet is a wonderful thing.
4. The Chinese premier and whatshisname from North Korea clearly go to the same Lens Crafters.
5. Everyone likes hats. Everyone. But not everyone looks good in hats.
6. Yao Ming is a really, really big dude.