Further proof the world is spinning out of control

First we had the tale yesterday of the Portland construction workers complaining about the naked chick rollerblading (and if you want some photos of Earth Friend Gen there are some NSFW ones here...thanks to Cosmic Dave for digging those up for me!).

Then today we had dual stories of pigs on the rampage, first in Australia where a pig "the size of a Shetland pony" has trapped a woman in her house (which means she can't get to her out-door bathroom), and then in Berlin where the city is being ruled by wild boars. Both areas could use some help from Asterix and Obelix, clearly.