Stripping vs Accordion playing: which is worth more?

Well, according to the Canadian court it's the Accordion:

"A stripper mauled by a tiger in an Ontario safari park has won C$800,000 ($650,000) in damages because her scars meant she could no longer work, Canadian media said on Friday."

But wait! Later in the story we find that "Her musician boyfriend, David Balac, won C$1.7 million, because his injuries left him unable to work as an accordion player."

Now, what if sh'e been a stripping accordion player? JACKPOT!