Go buy this book.

So this guy who sings in this band I'm in wrote a book. This book, in fact.

You should go buy it immediately. Unless you're related to me, in which case don't buy it because that would spoil the Christmas surprise. Which is now spoiled anyway.

Haven't read the book yet because either Amazon lost the order I'm sure I placed back in, oh, July, or I was just insanely high at the time and haleucinated the whole thing. One of those.

Did I mention you should go buy the book? 'cause you should. And no, I don't get a cut.