The wonder of th' internets

Some advice for you if you're trying to drop off the grid. Not sure if some of the items are legal...like, say, #5, "become a diplomat": somehow I think the IRS wouldn't take kindly to my suddenly declaring that I didn't have to pay taxes because the the Chicken household was an embassy of Namibia. Although the idea of a USSR passport and driver's license has a certain James Bond appeal...