One final push to get out the vote

I know, it's election day and you probably voted some time last month or whatever, but I figured I'd get in one last push for ol' Jackson Kirk Grimes. If you're in a state that's heavily leaning one way or another, where your vote for President really won't matter, toss a vote to Grimes. Do it for the hat. And to prove that those nerds at Wikipedia shouldn't have deleted his entry (I almost wrote "fascists", but if they were fascists they wouldn't have deleted it, now, would they?).

But what about Grimes?

With all the chatter about Palin and Biden and whatnot the M$M seems to have completely lost sight of the big question this election season: Who will Grimes pick as his running mate? Maybe it's already been decided and just hasn't made it to the UFU web site. We can only hope they've got as nice a hat as Grimes.

Might I suggest that he one-up McCain by picking not only a woman, but one with a sweet hat and stilts?