Don't worry, no tales of canibalism on today's Scott Chicken Show (
Radio KYA and
Super CFL...to listen on line open these URLs in your favorite audio player thingy: KYA http://sandi.damnserver.com:9290, Super CFL http://sandi.damnserver.com:9200). Just this crap:
You know that movie
21
about the kids from MIT or Harvard or wherever who head to Vegas to win a mint counting cards? Or that scene in
Rain Man
where Raymond wins a mint counting cards? Yeah, the casinos don't like it when you do that. But
maybe the courts will weigh in and allow it. Doubtful, but maybe...
Whatever you may think about England's
Sun newspaper, at least they're smart enough not to publish the script for
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
that
someone left behind in a bar!
I've heard of cats having nine lives, but never a dog.
This one, however, has at least three.
No one should be surprised that the guy who just
set the world record for playing
Asteroids
is 41. What
is surprising is that the old record stood for 28 years! Now...what's the world record score for
Galaga
? And where can I find a machine on which to get my fire-button finger back in shape? (If you want to play
Asteroids on the web, just head
here!
Clearly I need to move to Sweden. Here in the States I'd probably be fired the
first time I
caused train delays because I was viewing porn sites on the Web.
And finally, just in time for the sun to start shining,
your sunscreen will kill you. And it must be true, 'cause it's on the Fox News web site.
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