A disturbing news day

Haven't done a blog roll of news headlines in a while, but today was a doozy.

First we had this one from CNN: Bus passenger beheaded seat mate, witness says. Because really, I needed another reason NOT to ride Greyhound.

And speaking of cutting things up, the Australians would like us to know that Designer vaginas blacklisted. I didn't even realize such a thing existed. Clearly I'm not watching enough Dr. 90210.

But luckily Pravda is on the internets so we can lighten things up with the news that, apparently, George and Laura Bush to divorce after election because of Condi Rice? Did not know that. You'd think news like that would have come up in the big "smoking pot with the President" scene in Harold & Kumar 2...