Things I wasn't aware of before this evening

1. A stupid floppy hat almost never looks good, and it certainly doesn't look "athletic" or "Olympian"
2. But apparently the floppy hat isn't enough to get you "aufed" when you include it in your "Olympics Opening Ceremony" outfit
3. And more importantly if that stupid floppy hat is worn by an entrepreneurial former MMA fighter you should keep your damn opinions to yourself, Chicken man!