Pointless web site of the day

I give you Generatus: A Social Networking Status Generator for Facebook, Twitter, etc. For those times when you can't come up with "Scott Chicken's feet hurt and he wishes he had softer shoes", or "I wonder what crap I'm going to spew on the blog tonight." Now you can go to generatus.com and click "generate" and you too can have a machine generated status that is both lame AND artificial!