What the hell am I doing wrong?

OK, so thanks to Frogma I found these little rating widget thingies. And I'm OK with the reading level one...Junior High is probably about right, 'cause I don't use big words. They take too much time to type.

But what's up with this?

G? Damn! I've got to start dropping more f-bombs in here, apparently. Or at least use "shit" once in a while to get this up to a PG-13 or my junior high readers won't be interested. Tween pop culture references would probably help too...sentences like "Holy shit, it's Miley Cyrus and the motherfucking Jonas Brothers!"

But possibly more interesting is the "Typealizer" review, where the site as a whole apparently pans out to ESFP, presumably on the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator scale. Which is weird, 'cause the last time I took the MBTI I tested out as an ENTP, with a heavy leaning toward introversion. Then again, that was 10 years ago, so maybe I've changed. Or I just write differently than I test. Or something. Anyhow, at least I get a cool graphic and description out of the deal:

ESFP - The Performers

The entertaining and friendly type. They are especially attuned to pleasure and beauty and like to fill their surroundings with soft fabrics, bright colors and sweet smells. They live in the present moment and don´t like to plan ahead - they are always in risk of exhausting themselves.

The enjoy work that makes them able to help other people in a concrete and visible way. They tend to avoid conflicts and rarely initiate confrontation - qualities that can make it hard for them in management positions.

Awwwwww yeahhhh....chick with a big fizzy drink and boots leaning on a bar. That's totally me!