Finally!

Finally there's something worth watching on a Saturday night! What, you ask? Why Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling! What's that, you ask? Well, um, exactly what it sounds like. Only really it should be called Hulk Hogan's B- and C-List Celebrity Championship Wrestling.

Here's the celeb line-up:

• NBA bad boy and ex Mr. Elektra Dennis Rodman
• Danny Partridge / "Bringing Up Bonaduce" star Danny Bonaduce
• Willis / recovered drug addict Todd Bridges
• 9,000 pound boxer Butterbean
• "Real World Vegas" drunk Trishelle Cannatella
• Dustin Diamond, who says he's most famous for being Screech, but really is most famous for self-promoting his sex tape and being an ass hat on various other reality shows
• Erin Murphy, best known as Tabitha on Bewitched
• Frank "stop saying I look like my brother" Stallone
• Nikki "stop calling me Ian" Ziering
• Tiffany. That's right, Tiffany.

So, what can we look forward to? Well, hopefully Danny Bonaduce going in to a roid rage on Dustin Diamond, and maybe Tabitha doing that nose wiggle thing and turning someone in to a frog. That would be sweet.