Saturday, October 18, 2008


Finally there's something worth watching on a Saturday night! What, you ask? Why Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling! What's that, you ask? Well, um, exactly what it sounds like. Only really it should be called Hulk Hogan's B- and C-List Celebrity Championship Wrestling.

Here's the celeb line-up:
  • NBA bad boy and ex Mr. Elektra Dennis Rodman
  • Danny Partridge / "Bringing Up Bonaduce" star Danny Bonaduce
  • Willis / recovered drug addict Todd Bridges
  • 9,000 pound boxer Butterbean
  • "Real World Vegas" drunk Trishelle Cannatella
  • Dustin Diamond, who says he's most famous for being Screech, but really is most famous for self-promoting his sex tape and being an ass hat on various other reality shows
  • Erin Murphy, best known as Tabitha on Bewitched
  • Frank "stop saying I look like my brother" Stallone
  • Nikki "stop calling me Ian" Ziering
  • Tiffany. That's right, Tiffany.

So, what can we look forward to? Well, hopefully Danny Bonaduce going in to a roid rage on Dustin Diamond, and maybe Tabitha doing that nose wiggle thing and turning someone in to a frog. That would be sweet.

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